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| Recently a good friend of war gaming found himself out of work. He asked if we could help him find some work. Here's his resume. |
Resume
Attila the Hun
Defender of the Western Horde
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Current Address: Hiding somewhere on the Hungarian plains.
Phone #. Can be reached by smoke signals only.
Occupational Ambition: To be Pope.
Personal Born in Transylvania in 666. Attended Old Nick’s
History School of Torture. Graduated First in Head Removing
And Second in Terrorizing. No Surviving Wives or
Children.
Personal Credited with Nine Abilities for Torturing People.
Abilities Expert in Propaganda, Horse Riding, Weapons and Sex.
Hobbies Raping, Plundering, Pillaging and Burning. Not
Necessarily in That Order.
Employment 682. Took part in the First Sack of Rome.
History 683. Lead a squadron in the Raid on Vienna.
684. Lead a Division in the Raid on Berlin.
685. Became King of the Huns.
686. Lead the Raid on Istanbul.
687. Lead the Raid on Milan.
688. Lead the Raid on New York City.
689 to 694. Recovered from Drinking New York Water.
695. Lead the Second Sack of Rome.
696. Attacked Babylon.
697 to 705. In Hiding from Hassain’s Death Squads.
706. Lead the Third Sack of Rome.
707. Burned Los Angles.
708 to 713. Recovered from L.A. Smog.
714. Burned Los Angeles. (for Revenge)
715. Burned London.
716. Received Nobel Prize for Burning Los Angeles.
717. Kicked out of Hell for Selling Ice Cream.
Attila the Hun
Defender of the Western Horde
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Current Address: Hiding somewhere on the Hungarian plains.
Phone #. Can be reached by smoke signals only.
Occupational Ambition: To be Pope.
Personal Born in Transylvania in 666. Attended Old Nick’s
History School of Torture. Graduated First in Head Removing
And Second in Terrorizing. No Surviving Wives or
Children.
Personal Credited with Nine Abilities for Torturing People.
Abilities Expert in Propaganda, Horse Riding, Weapons and Sex.
Hobbies Raping, Plundering, Pillaging and Burning. Not
Necessarily in That Order.
Employment 682. Took part in the First Sack of Rome.
History 683. Lead a squadron in the Raid on Vienna.
684. Lead a Division in the Raid on Berlin.
685. Became King of the Huns.
686. Lead the Raid on Istanbul.
687. Lead the Raid on Milan.
688. Lead the Raid on New York City.
689 to 694. Recovered from Drinking New York Water.
695. Lead the Second Sack of Rome.
696. Attacked Babylon.
697 to 705. In Hiding from Hassain’s Death Squads.
706. Lead the Third Sack of Rome.
707. Burned Los Angles.
708 to 713. Recovered from L.A. Smog.
714. Burned Los Angeles. (for Revenge)
715. Burned London.
716. Received Nobel Prize for Burning Los Angeles.
717. Kicked out of Hell for Selling Ice Cream.